Ye Olde mascot's secratary

Announcing the newest member of our blog, (drumroll please) .............................................................

                                   MR. SECRETARY
                         
                                
our illustrious blog mascot has taken the time to capture and train this unique species of Canineus Secretarius to be my secretary. Please excuse any mistakes he makes while typing for me. He is new to the job.




the glasses are his special 3-D ones he got while watching the Doggit

Ye Olde lego boom and other interesting things

What could be more epic then the final battle for the One Ring! I can now tell you, the final battle out of legos! Any moment now the ring will be engulfed in fire!Then it's curtains for any orcs near mount doom. In my Lego fort there just happened to be a small volcano so I added this classic scene just  for the fun of it. :)
      By the way I might start trying to use this blog as a outlet to sell things on and this is how it will work. I will post a thing about items i want to sell, then if you happen to like that item you click on a link i will provide and order it on my family's online store. happy shopping! (once I get those posted)




sorry i forgot what i was gonna say here and it's lunchtime so i don't have time to think something up

Ye Olde blown-up mother board

This puny human doesn't realize it but I did it BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Alas, woe is me! the computer that is generally used to post these jewels of wisdom has been put out of commission by someone planting a big one on the motherboard!!!!!!! (robo rally joke) Actually no one was responsible for the computer blowing-up on us. It did it just because of the cheesy humor that I've been inserting into these posts :) Ya, so that's why I haven't posted in a while. (I'm using mom's laptop) Well, I  can' think of anything else to say so as the hobbits say "May the hair on your toes never fall out" and as a elven king once added to a certain beloved hobbit named Bilbo, "May your shadow never grow less or stealing would be to easy!"

sorry if any of you are not of the same opinion as me about the hobbit quote but I think it is a complement.

Ye Olde awsome music videos

I think we all know what my favorite book (and movie) is, but do we know what my favorite band is? That is the purpose of this post, to enlighten you on the virtues of the...... (drum roll here) PIANO GUYS! So here is a video of them playing Lord Of The Rings music!

The guy who plays cello is named Steve. For Christmas my little brother got a box of blocks that came with a man that had Steve's haircut. He was promptly dubbed Steve the Piano Guy and the smiley-faced cello that was in there was his cello. This next one is for Starwars fans.                             The one after that is for spy movie people. By the way for those of you that have watched Captain America the piano person's name is Schmidt
Last of all is just FUN!

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                                                                                thank you piano guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and sorry about any uneven spacing in the post I'm new to this adding videos thing.

Ye Olde never type with a little brother on your lap

Moms do amazing things, most of those amazing things I can't do. For a example mom sits typing away on her laptop with my baby brother on her lap and everything goes fine. I on the other hand pick him up to stop him crying (he seems to like me) and start typing this post. Lo and behold he starts slapping the keyboard as fast as his little hands can move. Amazing thing number two, cooking dinner for 10 kids most of which are bottomless pits. (yes me included in the bottomless pit thing) I on the other hand try to make "easy fudge" and end up with maraschino cherry ice cream (true story). My reasoning is that God made girls the housekeepers for a reason. Without them we'd still be stirring overly salted mushroom stew with a spear.
(I hate mushrooms even if I wish I was a hobbit) 


Thank you Erin for swooping in and saving those apple pies yesterday

Ye Olde late merry christmas

I know this is a little late and out of order but MERRY CHRISTMAS!














one animal's pride was hurt during the making of this blog post, but she has gotten over that now.

Ye Olde strange traditions connected with New Years Day

wilt under my stare and realize that I am the mascot for this blog and you aren't! (insert evil chuckles) 

    We humans are strange creatures... we have all these absurd traditions to do on all these different holidays (like eating black eyed peas at midnight on new years eve)  and so i have decided to compile a list of these strange traditions for new years:

                   #1 counting down from 10 seconds till midnight

                   #2 dropping a BIG apple in new york at midnight

                   #3 dropping a water melon at midnight

                   #4 eating black eyed peas at midnight

                   #5 making crazy resolutions for the new year
                   (I'm gonna convince mom to let me see all of lord of the rings before I turn 15)

etc..... etc..... etc..... etc ...... HAPPY NEW YEAR!


apologies to anyone who has a tradition that I forgot and mom if you read this I am begging you don't leave me in suspense any longer as to what epic things are in the rest of the lord of the rings movies!!!!!!!!